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premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
by The Sauce King July 31, 2013
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Daughter of Specter

Madeleine Swann, the only true love for James Bond after Vesper Lynd.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Daughter of Specter...
by Hellomofo December 7, 2021
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Spectator

It is a variation of the stranger. Except instead of just numbing your hands, you also numb your penis, giving a truly existential experience for yourself.
Wow..... I just pulled off the spectator.

What is the meaning of life right now........
by The Moment August 22, 2011
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spectative

"It's a spectative sport, people just watch, they aren't active."

"You need to be spectative before you can be reactive, but it's better to active before any of those."
by wearyroad September 13, 2010
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Spectacles

These are people in their teens to 20s who dress in outlandish attire to create a "spectacle". Spec is an abbreviation of this term. There is not a particular look to a spec, but it's more about dressing in whatever they want. Outfits are commonly self-made using craft materials. Specs will often use metaphors to contrast like and unlike things. ie/Corruption and children. Aside from their attire, specs are interested in art and often create their own art. Art is what they live for. Art shows are what often bring the specs together.
non-spec: Why did you just do that?
spectacles response: Because it's art.
by Gretchen H December 30, 2007
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spectaculate

when a gentleman uses a dibber on a nice lady, to great effect, one or both of them may spectaculate over each other to the great satisfaction of both parties.
ooh, bloke, that was spectacular, you spectaculated all over me !
by samebloke September 8, 2005
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