Sneeze of Death

(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.

Bonecrusha, nigga!

by G-Union November 26, 2003

penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021

phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 6, 2018