Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016

Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021

SNARF

(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:

HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF

by FOGTOWN831 April 19, 2018

Big Snarf

He will seriously SNARF you’re SNORF

Dude... did you seriously just mess with Big Snarf? He’s gonna snarf you’re snorf so bad

by Big Boy Snarf June 16, 2020

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

Snarffing

When you snort and laugh at the same time

Aka manea

Manea loves snarffing

by Snarffing October 4, 2020

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016