sack shaver

a severley gay male who shaves his testicular area to impress other men. These males are normally ginger and sometimes even shave their chest hair if they're after more than just a shandy.

Rob: 'hey man, i just shaved my sack'
Mike 'you are such a sack shaver....and severley gay!!'

by sarssy July 16, 2011

shivein

a cute ass mf who got a big cock. He can last long in the sheets and is down for any type of fun. *wink*

Damn shivein a sexy ass mf.

by ajefjoaweofj;oweon1234 December 13, 2020

Shibert

some random word that could be inserted into just about any sentence to make the sentence better

you are a shibert
stop shiberting

come shibert me
"your mom died" "oh shibert"
you are so shibertly stupid

by pixzy March 3, 2021

shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.

Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"

by Passingthrough March 24, 2007

shideways

verb, or verb-descriptive noun

To pass solid waste whilst positioned at a 90 degree orientation (vertical axis) to the accepted normal for the aforementioned activity.

To take a dump sideways.

1) I caught brian on film taking a shideways.

2) BRB: shideways

by Double-O-Denim March 15, 2004

shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011

sympathy shave

Shaving your head because a friend is in cancer chemotherapy and loses her hair.

What a nice picture. I'm happy your friends care enough about you to get sympathy shaves.

by big tim 1949 October 1, 2009