shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016

Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen May 13, 2018

Shaft Sheriff

The man with the largest penis in the current room.

Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 18, 2014

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.

wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?

by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016