by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

by Miranda February 2, 2015

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
by kiki_____ May 16, 2018

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”
by thegreginc March 13, 2023

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?
Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
by Halluminati February 6, 2017

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
by B0rd April 16, 2020
