Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

National attention seeking whore day

When people want to try and manipulate a lad into fancying them or giving them attention

National attention seeking whore day- is someone who tries to manipulate lads to liking them and that like everyone’s attention on them

by Ahhhhhahahahahah October 16, 2021

The Seek

A hidden place where illicit activities are done to its victims.

Jon- Oh my god dude, I don't remember what happened last night other than being dragged into a mysterious hidden room
Fred- Dude! You were taking to The Seek and that means very bad things happened to you O_o

by Blerg18 June 14, 2010