scouser

some1 from liverpool, city with less crime and unemployement dan manchester...but we'l stil put a stanley blade across the neck of any fuckin manc

is ryt laddddddddddddddd

by scouser17 July 7, 2005

Scouser

Born to the English city of Liverpool. Have great passion for travel, as witnessed by drug dealers, car thieves and housebreakers throughout the U.K speaking in a silly accent(see Harry Enfied circa 1980 or circa 1980 soap opera Brookside). Might be seen supporting former successful (circa 1980) soccer team Liverpool FC; now sold out to American business men and most famous for inventing the saying "this year will be our year".

Scouse Gits (depiction of scousers, circa 1980)
Bread (comedy circa 1980)
Brookside (circa 1980)

by Cockney Mouser October 10, 2008

Plastic Scouser

Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.

Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.

Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.

Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".

Plastic Scouser = 99% of Liverpool supporters

by NCB76 February 23, 2010

Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

by Garstang April 1, 2010

scouser

strange creatures from a galaxy far away...liverpool in fact. hobbies include car stealing,mobile phone theft,burglary and generally petty crime. easy to determine who they are due to the shiny lacoste racksuit bottoms with a cabrini hooded sweatshirt,burberry cap and of course black socks pulled up over the trouser bottoms. (females tend to look the same but with huge mock gold plated earrings)

tend to say fruckhen and what ya lhookin at? a hell of a lot

by chazza the lil green alien November 27, 2003

scouse

1) Scouse - to do something very good

2) Scoused it - stole something/did something good

3) Scouse! - a drinking game involving taking a pull on a spliff then drinking some aftershock

4) Scouse a word used to describe things that are good or come from Liverpool like Gregs, Sayers and Spag Bol.

1) 'Ah lad that was proper scouse'

2) 'Where did you get that chair from?'
'I scoused it from that tent over there'

'Keep it scouse boys'

3) 'Ey lad let's play scouse!'

4) 'Ey girl fancy some spag bol? Its proper scouse!'

by Scouse House September 5, 2007

scouser

A person originating from Liverpool

That scouser has stolen my hubcaps!

by Julie April 1, 2004