banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018

salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.

A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

Potato...

by Nissassa223 May 15, 2016

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Salami Sock

Slang term for vagina, the phallus is the salami and therefore the vaginal passage is its sock.

Damn, Linda, let me into your salami sock!

by lesbiansocklover December 28, 2016

Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019

salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021