straight but not narrow

An open-minded heterosexual.

It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well.

by DddddddDdd October 19, 2006

Straight Tiktok

the reason why i want to die

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Tony Lopez's new tiktok? He's so hot!

Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.

by wee.woo August 3, 2020

spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei

“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"

by anemix June 29, 2014

im straight

no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit.

"wanna ride"-na, im straight

by D February 13, 2004

sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

straight ballin

Financially secure.

To be in possession of a large fortune.

That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin

by FAH-Q May 13, 2005

tornado straight

(adj.) Refers to a potentially homosexual act that is in fact not gay, because it is performed out of hatred and agression towards gays; the fulfillment of the action comes from domination, power, hatred or simple biggotry, rather than sexual satisfaction.

Though Alberto made Julio suck him off, the act was not gay, for Alberto hates gays, and skull fucked Julio until his eyes teared. Alberto's act was tornado straight

by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005