Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.

"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".

by The Wake Up October 13, 2022

speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

by Speedqueen August 13, 2020