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When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
Speed Poo by BentheGod October 7, 2020
Related Words

Speed Sexual 

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
Speed Sexual by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022

Speed Nob variations 

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

speed art 

a sped up recording of somekind of art being created / drawn
i made a new youtube speed art of me making a profile picture
speed art by NirdyBahh December 20, 2013

Speed Rape 

To be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.
"So what happened"
"Well officer , it was over so quickly"
"Yeah , we get that alot"
"No I mean I was speed raped. It was over in about 5 seconds"

"Oh Em Gee!"
Speed Rape by superlolocaust2 February 23, 2010

speed bumps 

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.
speed bumps by raucous May 7, 2004