Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"

"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."

by JMFS13 July 15, 2014

Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom

OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish

by Crane_man September 6, 2016

shitfinity

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

by Chuuupa July 23, 2016

Shitfuck

Its when someone smells like shit and is shit has sex

Oh you smell like shitfuck

by Blala a January 19, 2017

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018

Shitflake

A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around

Some internet feminists really are shitflakes

by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018

shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019