Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
by Slob king December 19, 2023
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slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.
Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.
by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025
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slob junkie

A person who only wants to suck dick and nothing else. Spends their whole day sucking dick.
That girl is a total slob junkie.
by Durty_d31 April 19, 2017
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slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy
She slob tha nob yesterday
by Justqueenin December 21, 2013
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Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.
Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap
by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019
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Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022
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Revolting Slob

A character on Crashbox (Remember that show?) that teaches vocabulary...and then explodes at the end of every one of his segments.
*Revolting Slob explodes*
by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024
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