When an extremely kind man, quite unexpectedly, asks a civilian member of staff; “do you like being whipped?”
You’ve been Shaun stubbster ‘d
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
Get the Shaun Stubbster mug.Shaun is a man that people have a lot to say about. Shaun is commonly called and referred to as a dog. Additionally, what people do have to speak on Shaun’s name about they keep those words underneath their tongue. For some reason nobody comes remotely close to saying what they have to say about Shaun to his face.
Man 1: I heard xy and z about Shaun. Did you hear?
Man 2: Yeah I heard that and more too. Let’s swallow like usual. We will be the cat’s that we are and keep it in our litter box.
Man 1: Amen to that man. After all we would just be some more cat’s walking into a dog’s den.
Man 2: Yeah I heard that and more too. Let’s swallow like usual. We will be the cat’s that we are and keep it in our litter box.
Man 1: Amen to that man. After all we would just be some more cat’s walking into a dog’s den.
by The_Consequence_Undnumbered June 23, 2024
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Get the Shaun Ellis mug.After sexual intercourse in the “prone bone” position, the man pulls out and finishes at the top of the woman’s back. He leaves for a lengthy period of time while the cum slowly drips down the “half-pipe” of the woman’s back.
by Gwalmartt July 15, 2024
Get the Shaun White -2008 mug.The sexiest motherfuckin' god to ever grace the universe ever. Has a tight ass shussy (sheep pussy) and gets shagged daily by Wallace and Gromit. His AIDS taste very nice.
Fuck you shaun the sheep you sexy golden fuck and start suffocating on my magnificently sized dong or I'll cut off your cock and balls and fuck you in your makeshift shussy.
by Shaun The Sheep Is A Sexy Slut July 28, 2024
Get the shaun the sheep mug.A man that embodies the epitome of an exceptional individual, showcasing an extraordinary blend of intelligence and charm. A true handsome renaissance man, Shaun seamlessly balances his roles as an exemplary son, father, friend, and partner. His intricate thought process, marked by a propensity for deep contemplation, sets him apart as a complex thinker. Remarkably intelligent and educated, he exudes an air of ambition that propels him to excel in both his professional pursuits and personal aspirations. While he emanates charisma and a captivating personality, his genuine kindness and sensitivity elevate his interactions, rendering him an irresistibly attractive figure. Shaun's ability to eloquently express his emotions, both through words and writing, leaves an indelible mark on those fortunate enough to cross his path. His magnetic eyes and infectious smile have the power to make anyone feel like they are the center of the universe. With an unassuming humility, Shaun's captivating looks, intelligence, and kindness intertwine to create a tapestry of perfection that leaves an everlasting impression on all who encounter him.
"Shaun: intelligence and charm personified."
by onlytheAccurate August 15, 2023
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Shaun is Shauning me again. This moron knows nothing technical but insists I don’t need any of the things i need. I will have to get what I need from the engineers behind his back.
by VioletSays September 14, 2023
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