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Queef Shake

A queef that causes a shaking orgasm.
OMG, I had queef shake in class today. How embarrassingly satisfying.
by FUNNY_MAN87 April 11, 2019
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shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)
Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.
by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010
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saltine shake

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".
When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.
by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007
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shake of the head

A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.
Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
by freddymcbob January 13, 2015
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jizz shake

In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery
I swallowed Brian's cum and it had the thickness of a jizz shake
by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003
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Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
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Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009
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