soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

by Haven002 June 9, 2018

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thicc seal

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Gerald is thicc 4 life

“Thiccness is true to life” yes it is
Thicc seal means great animal

by CookieCoderBT October 14, 2019

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A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

by Walterworld April 4, 2022

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Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

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Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

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seal juice

Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.

yo Jerome is getting after it right now!
“Arrrff arrrfff arrrff”
That’s that seal juice for you, cools you down while it jacks you up. What an amazingly refreshing beverage choice

by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019

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