A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"
You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney April 05, 2012
When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 03, 2021
When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.
My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.
by Microwaved memer January 16, 2020
In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.
GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."
Later-
Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."
Later-
Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."
by ImperialCody May 20, 2010
-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him
by over420 December 21, 2020
Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.
by Hal O. Ween May 09, 2011
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