Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.

Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.

by Loabn March 9, 2014

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth

Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition

by Bigdaddy15350 January 4, 2023

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

hidden rooster

1. Another slang term for a male dogs red rocket

2. A nickname for a sexual act with another person

3. A knife on the television show, Cutlery Corner

"Dammit! Bubba's hidden rooster is out again!"

by SirAlot May 21, 2017

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019