A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.
Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011
Get the Rogers Rub mug.Im cold, i'm going to put my rogers on.
Look at all these rogers i got for $2.
time to get my roger on.
Look at all these rogers i got for $2.
time to get my roger on.
by smellya August 23, 2009
Get the Rogers mug.Related Words
when, while on a road trip, you pull over your car to have sex in a fast food restaurant or rest stop, to find that you're forced to use samples from their free condoment bar for lubricant
by morosen September 16, 2005
Get the roy rodgers mug.
A fucking horrible place to live. The pigs are jerks, and everyone is hooked on pills or meth. Located in Northwest Arkansas or the NWA. It is in a dry county so you have to drive at least 30 miles round trip in ether north or south to get any booze.
person: "Hey man you ever been to Rogers, Ar"?
other person:"Man that place sucks."
person, oh, well I have a hotel because Im going out to War Eagle".
other person:"I am very sorry for you"
other person:"Man that place sucks."
person, oh, well I have a hotel because Im going out to War Eagle".
other person:"I am very sorry for you"
by Simon Waters May 19, 2011
Get the Rogers mug.by Phranx August 12, 2006
Get the jolly rogers mug.by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019
Get the Ben Rogers mug.