rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

stellar rig

A large phallus

I have a stellar rig.

by PimpDaddyCrackDealeh February 5, 2014

Big Rig

UNIT STRAIGHT UP UNIT

Guy: what a big rig
Guy 2: yeah I know right what a unit #teamstade

by gayn1bba October 13, 2018

smash rigs

Injecting drugs intravenously via syringe

hey, lets buy heroin and smash rigs behind that dumpster

by agentanon August 20, 2011

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.

I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.

by fienniggahours October 23, 2019

Party Rig

A term used by someone who has grand delusions that he is the life of party. Realistically, it is quite the opposite.

Person who is a Party Rig: "I am such a party rig. I go out all the time and everyone thinks I'm so awesome".

by BrisMan October 17, 2011