Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.

Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.

by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013

Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.

Damn u have such a Profilic Ride

by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010

Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

by Marrilion October 9, 2023

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

riding neons

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.

"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

by olzoot December 11, 2008