An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
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Guy 1: Boy, I sure like that girl Brandi! I'd like to give her a rear flank downdraft.
Guy 2: Ya me too man.
Guy 2: Ya me too man.
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A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!
"Dude, how was your weekend?"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
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A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003
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