Retard

That buckethead Megatron

“That retard megatron couldn’t even lead himself out of a paper bag! So that’s why I should be the leader of the decepticons!”

by Totallynotstarscream January 4, 2021

Retard

A retard

You’re a retard.

by A Retarded Man-Child Mutant January 21, 2021

Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retard

Teammates on the game Call of Duty, all of them

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.

by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021

Retard

The person that is looking this up

"You're a dang retard dude"

by Jaythuggin March 4, 2021

Retard

Someone who steals your fucking hot pocket without asking permission

don't take my hot pocket again or ill smash your cock over a door hinge, retard.

by Heterosaur March 12, 2021

Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021