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Friday by Rebecca Black 

WORST. SONG. EVER!!!!!

a video that a terrible singer made that should go die in a pit. of fire. while getting shot with a machine gun. with vultures ripping at her face. while getting beat up by the rapist from the bed intruder song. while getting eaten by the monster under your bed.
Person 1: *plays Friday by Rebecca Black*
Person 2: AUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH REAOIHJ;GZDIRHLRAEGORHTE;OGIHEGORITHJENGB;THOIGJRNEBLHEGO;TNJIHNEGRB;HOEGKLBRHOTPOYG;JBKLH;5EOAGIHKBJY H4GERJIBOZEA4;JWVKNZFBTHES5J;ORBJKDZRHLSJEAOGIHOUEJKN4GWRLBJAHJGK.NVRBEATHK

Post Rebecca Black 

Also known as PRB. The world as it is today. After Rebecca Black unleashed the horror that is "Friday" a new calendar system was called into effect, to show a distinction between the world as it was, and the world as it is today. The main difference being marked by the incessant singing and re-singing of the words "It's Friday, friday" every time said day is mentioned.
We are now living in the year 0 Post Rebecca Black. (PRB)

Rebecca Blacked 

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!

Rebecca Blacking It 

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.
Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!

Rebecca Blackout 

Sawa: What's good with Friday night?
Yonni: Don't care. All I know is, I'm trying to get Rebecca Blackout. Ya dig?
Sawa: I dig, gotta get down on Friday.

Rebecca Blacks Syndrome 

A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.
Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday

Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...

Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...

The Rebecca Blackocalypse 

It is the apocalypse where everyone starts talking about Rebecca Black.
Person X: "Rebecca Black's Friday had more hits on youtube
than Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber!"
Person Y: "Glee is making a cover for Rebecca Black's Friday!"
Person Z: "Its The Rebecca Blackocalypse!"