Reading Rainbowed

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

by 13th May 7, 2011

Read Option

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.

"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

ready for rain

Originating in the Pacific Northwest, this term can be used to describe a person or group of people as being chill, laid back, "go with the flow" types. "If it rains, oh well, we'll make do". They're cool to hang around with because they aren't prima donnas or drama queens.
Alternatively used to more literally describe a laid back/outdoorsy style of dress usually involving hoodies/sweaters, wind breakers, or other water resistant layer to ward off potential inclement weather.

I was hanging out with a new group of people my friend introduced me to but one guy was being a real twat, the rest of them were ready for rain though.

by F0xGl0ve December 21, 2018

Rear Naked Bum Hold

An MMA move in which a male will grab the opponent by the neck and insert his penis into his opponents rear, they are both naked when this happens, the move will continue until the opponent taps out/submits

Corben: yo did you see the fight last night
George: yeah
Corben: couldn’t believe the rear naked bum hold

by The $toked November 21, 2019

Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

by Property_y November 5, 2020

Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

by scher&air February 4, 2012

poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014