Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015

pronouns

a set of nouns in the english language used in place of a name. pronouns can vary from me, that, myself, i or gendered pronouns such as he/she/they.

1. I love hanging out with my friends.
2. He uses any pronouns.

by incomprehensible being September 10, 2022

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

olivia ponton

the most beautiful girl out there ,very hard-working and tries to spread positivity as much as she can although she might get too much hate she still puts on a smile for everyone and lives in the hype house with the other influencers

hey did you see that beautiful girl.
who?
olivia ponton.

by positive\ September 6, 2020

Poontooth

The wireless synchronization of women’s menstrual cycle.

Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.

by Warzeboy January 30, 2010

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010