penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.

oh look - here comes penny-pockets

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

Penny goblin

Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.

"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."

by deadhead420 December 27, 2018

Bad Penny

Origin: UK. A person is like a bad penny when he is unwanted yet always "turns up" at unexpected times. The term came from a penny that had its rim bent("turned up") and was useless and of course unwanted, as it wouldn't go into the coin slot of a stall in the public loo.

"Damn Dave, you're a Bad Penny. Why are you back here?"

by Like a bad Penny July 28, 2018

penny bomb

A penny with 100's of caps wraped round it. Throw it at the ground and you've made a VERY loud bang

guy1 "Hey lets make a penny bomb"
Guy2 "ok"
Guy1 "heads up"
Guy2 "OMFG I CANT HEAR"

by Derien March 29, 2009

One Penny

An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.

One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

by frodobagginsishere February 18, 2011

penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014