When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
by Fish daddy June 26, 2015
Get the Pasty Swag Kingmug. by HyFyR August 25, 2023
Get the BOGOF Pastymug. Back in the 80s Larry Bird was considered the best pasty prince. In the 2000s Steve Nash and Dirk were the top 2 past princes in the NBA. In the modern era it’s quite clear that Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokić are the top two pasty princes of the NBA.
by Dr. Glayvine August 10, 2022
Get the pasty princemug. When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastiemug. by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017
Get the Smash a pastymug. A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
Get the pasty bashermug. To make love; To smash pasty's.
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
by Caenfayre September 25, 2017
Get the Smash Pasty'smug.