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The Patrick Vacuum

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.
by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010
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St Patrick

St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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Patrick

An absolute beast!!

Every girl wants him bad.

Smart, cute, funny, and just a plain BAMF!

Very talented in music and sports.
(Patrick playing an instrument)

Taylor: Who is that guy? He's amazing.

Alexis: You don't know who he is? It's Patrick duh!

Taylor: Oh, I should have known... I fail...
by goose2450 May 27, 2009
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End your life
by combobunga2020tony09 September 27, 2023
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Patrick Moore

our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"
Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone
by claudia January 1, 2004
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St. Patrick's Day Eve

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
by Soe302 March 18, 2009
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john patrick amadori

a hott man who acts and plays guitar and is super cool.. not a specific steriotype but he makes all look gorgeous
"What a john patrick amadori!!"
by nicole_hearts_jpa February 20, 2005
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