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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
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Orphans

KICK THE ORPHANS SELL THEM TO TECHNOBLADE FOR THE BLOOD

(Warning orphans may leave to obsession over killing orphans for your whole life )
Kto kick the orphans babes <3
by Monsterbean0223<3 July 4, 2021
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Orphan

A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
by BuzzBuzzBitches July 9, 2021
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