Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?
Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household
joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare
by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2017
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divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.
John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.
by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011
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divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 04, 2023
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Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 19, 2014
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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by February 12, 2025
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