Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

by IL CAPONE March 6, 2011

Granny Blaster

These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.

Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.

Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.

by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 3, 2009

granny juice

The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.

Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.

by the snercher December 2, 2010

Granny Dip

A Granny Dip is when the penis is removed from the vagina during sex, either accidentally or on purpose, then quickly inserted into the anus and then back in the vagina to continue with straight sex.

"I was banging her pussy hard till I felt like a bit of a granny dip; she strongly objected."

or,

"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"

by Phillip Beale September 26, 2007

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

by pro2aria June 6, 2007

granny banging

grannies that claim to go to bingo but have wild sex in a toilet

tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime

by josie iz sxc December 28, 2007

Granny slapper

The term Granny slapper is generally used to describe an old woman (Most commonly fat) Who is into making pornography with younger men. Granny slappers can be described as Skanky and/or slutty individuals for being notoriously dirty. This term can also be used to describe someone's Grandma as an insult.

"Bro, is that his your over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"cause' she's a fucking granny slapper"

by Wayne king June 1, 2014