by Gla$$_C0ck January 30, 2017
Get the phoenix stylemug. Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023
Get the The Phoenix Risesmug. River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
Get the River Phoenixmug. by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019
Get the shit-phoenixmug. A curious baby or person who eats avocado for the first time with his fists in the air, mimicking a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Person 1: Check out that super cute baby over there eating avocado for the first time. He looks excited.
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
by Not_Eric_1985 October 26, 2018
Get the guaquin phoenixmug. A small US based indie artist who writes songs about having trauma and being a gay simp. They also participate in bandom culture, most of which dates back nearly 20 years.
by mrpeterwentz February 25, 2022
Get the phoenix axelmug.