shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018

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Nan

the person i was in bed with last night
Shrek was waiting outside with my cab to escape

i was in bed with your nan

by BILLBOB69420 January 20, 2020

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Your nan

British slang about said persons nan

Joe : hey Tim

Tim : your nan

Joe :what are you saying my ni🅱️🅱️a
Tim :yourNAN

by The n word is bad January 23, 2020

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Yo nan

This is the time saving way of saying your nan

Yo nan is a nan

by Mewasunderyourcloset January 27, 2020

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a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020

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