Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better March 06, 2012

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Napkin

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017

Napkin Consumption

Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin

Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW

Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....

by BangtanTrash69000 June 03, 2018

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.

Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.

by Copppertoan December 18, 2021

Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016