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Napkin

A term for kidnappers and those who sell children, as they 'wipe away innocence' and 'clean up' the mess of exploitation. Also refers to those families ('Kins') who betray their own blood for profit.
Becareful of napkin
by Lookseehere April 5, 2025
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pister napkin

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.
That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin
by Psuedonem March 14, 2023
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Napkin Math

Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.
Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.
by TheChris2009 November 3, 2022
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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
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Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints

girl:”wut”
by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018
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wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.
Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.
by 3rayif November 28, 2016
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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
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