Minecraft

The meaning of life

I’m a Minecraft

by A big purple grape November 12, 2018

MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds

I played Minecraft today

by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017

Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A video game by notch with creepers,spiders,zombies,skeletons,endermen
Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts

And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3

Notch: I finally made minecraft!!!!!
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either

by Object show July 16, 2014

Minecraft

A game that is overrated and is played by a bunch of 5 year olds.

Have you heard of Minecraft? Yeah! Some of the people who play it make cancerous youtube videos!

by riflema June 26, 2016

Minecraft

A sandbox game created by Markus Perrson in 2009 and he sold it to microsoft in 2015 for 2.5$ billion. You can create your own world, join servers and more!

Oh boy, Minecraft is the best game ever!

by BertBerry June 26, 2016