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Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line
Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”
by Natpeterson November 23, 2021
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You see miguel yeah he gets bitches
by SexyBlackMan76 May 20, 2022
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Miguel

Miguel is a billionaire, a playboy, a philanthropist and the owner of Miguelito Enterprises. After witnessing the gruesome murder of his parents as a child, he swore to take revenge on criminals and bring justice.
This looks like a job for Miguel.
by ferrisparker November 23, 2021
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Miguel (saint)

Miguel or Saint is another way to call someone a faggot
"Hey, that retard is such a fucking MIGUEL (saint)!" (basically a faggot)
by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025
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Miguel

Boring guy. Standard name. He doesn't really like to party but one thing he can do, is spoiling beautiful girls. He buys them beautiful materialistic stuff. But there is the problem. He is not boyfriend material. You go to him if u want to feel special, but he will not be good long-term
Ana:"im so poor, i need me a miguel!"
by Truthspeaker129472 April 12, 2019
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he has the biggest ego but the smallest dick. there’s no reason to date him because he has poor looks and poor personality. stay away from miguels.
god that bitch is so annoying he’s such a miguel!
by nattyvcd :P November 20, 2023
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Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.
Miguel is so stupid
by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023
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