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Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020
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Michael

Some sexy boul
He’s such a Michael.
by Bigdickdaddy47 December 23, 2017
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Michael

Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael”
I love you, Michael”
by Vlyissv August 28, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a rude person that only cares for his feelings and for the title of being a boyfriend, not to fall in love. He is super clingy. He doesn’t care about what other people feel, only his own.
Girl 1: There is this girl crying over there about a break up.

Girl 2: I bet she broke up with a Michael
by abcdone January 7, 2019
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Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.
``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``
by lillyay4 June 27, 2018
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Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘
me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws
by s i e r r a November 4, 2019
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Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018
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