Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
by stfu rat November 28, 2019
by Gammy bear July 18, 2021
When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.
by A Fellow User February 13, 2019
timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
by hawksucker November 09, 2023
by Barracko Bama September 07, 2022
1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006
Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014