Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

murder sexual

one who bestows a look of bedroom eyes mixed with an eerie, piercing glare.

what could have simply appeared as a sensual, seductive glance that insinuates, "come hither..." is now menacing and ominous with an impending sense of danger that suggests, "the things i'm going to do to you... before i end you.. muahhahahahaaaa"

a murder sexual is most commonly seen in the background of photographs with a downward tilted head, upward glare, and slightly squinted eyes; an image that inevitably emulates fear.

"Man, Larry looks like a total murder sexual in this photograph."

"This looks like a senior picture gone bad! He looks like a murder sexual for sure!"

by sel ur body May 25, 2009

Murdering the Zerg

A colloquial euphemism for sexual self-gratification.

(Sometimes incorrectly referred to as 'murdering the zorg')

After ten pints, we threw him in a cab home, so he's probably busy murdering the zerg by now.

by Fizzu February 26, 2011

axe murderer

A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer

Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)

by OlPol March 22, 2011

Accident murderer

Someone who kills and then makes the murder to look like it was an accident.

“little accident murderer and i aint ever heard of ya". from Hit Em Up by Tupac Shakur.

by kam75xx May 3, 2020

murder/suicide

a common answer on totse

"Oh noes what should i do"

"murder/suicide

by puppet.master March 4, 2005

Murder Park

A small city in the north bay commonly known as Rohnert Park. No one knows who started the name Murder Park, but it can most likely be attributed to a young teen when R.P was first developing. Most historians believe that because Rohnert Park was the first suburban community in the country teenagers had to compensate for growing up in such a soft area so they wouldn't look like such pussies, which they still are.

"Some Rancho kid just threw an egg at my house yelling Murder Park for life"

"It's alright, the cops got nothing to do tonight, they'll catch him."

by the sr kid February 6, 2009