mom

A person who tells you to shut up and go back to bed at 7:00 PM

You are a mom.

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018

mom

a girl that another teenage girl looks up to. an idol, the mom of the friend group.

*ariana grande posts a new selfie*
me: “YAS SLAY ME MOM.”

by ag tea May 17, 2018

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018

Mom

Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.

mom you are a wonderful person

by stormwolfe08 June 9, 2018

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018