Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.
Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”
by willdieformyfriends September 30, 2019

A wholesome blue eyed kid.
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!
by Princetongirl819 November 30, 2019

Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.
by A-AverageKid December 5, 2017

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

by Tati22 June 4, 2018
