Anti-loser

A person who is the complete opposite of a loser, thus impossible to feel or be labeled as a loser; an epic level of coolness
Holy smokes, I wish I was J. She's an anti-loser; no one can compare to her level of coolness
by Ranger Woody August 19, 2010
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Myspace Loser

The kind of person who sends myspace friends invites to everyone they have made eye contact with in the past 5 years so they can ultimatly have a higher friends number. They can also be found adding slutty girls to their friends list, then making non-oringnal, sometimes perverted comments like " ohh baby i like that" or " dam gurl das nice" Their picture can be emo or ghetto gangsta. The best part of the day is when they recieve friends invites, while looking at who would like to be their friend they will never see who sent the invite or even look to see if they know them. All they know is that one more friend makes them so much cooler and/or pimper. In the end they will never talk to 3% of their friends but pretend to themself they are cooler then that other myspace kid because they have 265 friends.
by myspace is for noobs August 03, 2005
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Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient
James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half
by Brown Bear :) July 11, 2008
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sore loser

A sore loser is someone who loses in a fair competition but whines about it on a constant basis, blaming everyone around them for their loss except themselves. Fun to taunt, but no fun to play with.
"Stop throwing chess pieces at me, ya damn sore loser!"
by Civvie March 16, 2006
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Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.
monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up
by joshua001 March 08, 2007
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loser fucked

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions
Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.
by picklezfromcanada December 05, 2010
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loser dweeb

A loser dweeb is the combination of two devastating insults combined into one powerhouse of an insult. To break it down for you:
loser- someone who just isn't cool and seems to fail at everything
dweeb- someone who is inept at most things, especially around other people

Typically calling someone a loser dweeb should be reserved for only the most catastrophic of blows, they are also generally Welsh.
'Ayo Kai take your dick out that sheep and come play roblox you loser dweeb'
by SpreadEmGood November 29, 2018
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