A secret neo-Republican who desperately wants to be edgy, special, and feel more "in the know" than others. Tends to accuse others of being "sheeple" every time a political conversation comes up, especially online in groups of strangers he/she will never meet in person.
by Valium30mg October 5, 2019
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by MinisterEvil April 4, 2016
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The "me first and me second" favorite philosophy of oppositional defiant disordered people still pissed at mom for not letting them borrow the car to drive to the Cubs game when they were 16.
by Spudsy G July 9, 2020
Get the Libertarian mug.A political ideology of minimal government and maximum individual rights. Libertarians stress that the government is only in place to protect the individual's rights, and not to make choices for them.
However, Libertarianism has recently has been bastardized by teenage punks who want to seem cool.
However, Libertarianism has recently has been bastardized by teenage punks who want to seem cool.
Libertarian: Where do you stand politically?
Punk: Libertarian!
Libertarian: That's great! So are we still on for tonight?
Punk: Oh, I can't. I have to stop by the welfare office.
Punk: Libertarian!
Libertarian: That's great! So are we still on for tonight?
Punk: Oh, I can't. I have to stop by the welfare office.
by JS. April 27, 2008
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as in the heavy metal cartoon,Metalocalypse -
Murderface: "i think they call this the food libraries."
Swissgar: "It's a grocery store ya douche-bag."
Murderface: "i think they call this the food libraries."
Swissgar: "It's a grocery store ya douche-bag."
by xmunchkinx December 17, 2008
Get the food libraries mug.1. A title given to only the most brilliant. Flawless in thought, impeccable in credibility, simply without error.
2. An individual that assists in getting to the root cause of liberalism and their inevitable decline into communism.
2. An individual that assists in getting to the root cause of liberalism and their inevitable decline into communism.
Liberals are Socialists.
by LiberalsAreEvil September 11, 2005
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Libertarian - values personal freedom, private property, and minimal inference of the state. Citizens are independent and self reliant.
Socialism - No private property, property is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.. Maximize the size of government and government intervention in the lives of its citizens. Citizens are dependant upon the State.
Libertarian - values personal freedom, private property, and minimal inference of the state. Citizens are independent and self reliant.
Socialism - No private property, property is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.. Maximize the size of government and government intervention in the lives of its citizens. Citizens are dependant upon the State.
You can not be dependant and still be free.
Government is the only organization specifically granted the power to use force to achieve its goals.
Government is the only organization specifically granted the power to use force to achieve its goals.
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