trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.

Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"

by Will700 December 13, 2023

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GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!

RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

by fanum facts May 1, 2024

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lawnmowalien

Aliens who maw lawns.

Yesterday, I looked through my telescope to then see a lawnmowalien mowing his lawn in Jupiter.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

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YaWNMoWeR

YaWNMoWeR (or YWNMWR. MEYEnus vowels) : The spiritual revelation of an In-Divide-dual’s instinct intact - a spontaneous Act of internal bleeding and vomiting triggered by a rejection of modern WRECKnowledgy and a transcendent re-connection to Nature.

YaWNMoWeR: the overwhelming desire to upchuck and give back everything one has consumed to regenerate and fertilize the environment around us

The internal driving force of my eternal existence is the YaWNMoWeR brand of awareness.

I now can let it happen hear because of YaWNMoWeR

Since I’ve changed my logo to YaWNMoWeR, I can fully decipher these D34D $CR33N $CROLL$ of MEdiaJezUS

by YaWNMoWeR January 25, 2024

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