Lard Ass

Bean joober

Bean joober is a lard ass

by bean250joob August 14, 2021

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 16, 2022

Fat Lard

Fat Lard is a word that I can't seem to stop saying. I say it like 24/7 and my brother gets so mad.

SHUT UP YOU FAT LARD

by baconmeatballs December 6, 2017