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kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
Bro Kris is so silly
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
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Kris Tyson

A transgender pedophile, racist and a man that shared revenge porn of Jannete McCurdy.
1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.
by capri sun addict July 24, 2024
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kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..
-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!
by shortyispoo June 22, 2021
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Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.
"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"
by geeksauce September 14, 2025
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kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real
Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3
by celesticles September 1, 2023
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