Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as
football and when he’s not talking about
football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and
nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about
football - I won’t even mind but that
guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about
footballIt’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’