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julia

a gorgeous friend that eats big toe but is still very skinny <3.
have you seen julia she's so skinny and pretty.
by hugepersonn December 8, 2020
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Julia

Most down to earth romantic ever. Rocks her hair like Lily Allen. Loves Sawyer, CJ, Heath Ledger and NOT ugly guys w/Angelina Jolie lips. Once tried Pirelli's Miracle Elixir and said it was piss and ink. Fantasizes about getting Josh Holloway on a desert island, and sings songs about friendship.

Nicknames-Julie B., Femme Bluebird
Theme song-"With A Little Help From My Friends" by the Beatles
Beverage-Appletinis
Catchphrase-"SQUEE!!!!!!"
Email-me-jpluscj@notsrsrs.net


A LOST, Bones, Scrubs, and Psych fan, Julie knows all the facts and which episode to watch during sleepovers. Has an amazing sense of fashion and looks like Lily Allen (especially the hair).
Nicknames: Julie B., JD
Beverage: appletini, light on the tini
Accessories: lipgloss, action figures

A token hopeless romantic, but not in a bad way. A guru of classic films and television, Julia carefully analyzes the lessons real life teaches by means of art in motion. A staunch conservative, always up for an intelligent debate, she will either respectfully present an argument or beat the living daylights out of a non-believer. A creative writer, she crafts beautiful stories from uncannily descriptive langugage. She has the most potential to be the next great Hemingway, Alcott, Dickinson, King, Twain...oh, screw it--she'll top the New York Times Best-Seller list. Her screenplays will propel undiscovered actors (*ah-hem*) to new heights, and her lines will spit catchphrases into the mouths of millions. On top of that, she's a shoulder to lean on when times get rough, and will always be there for a total bitch rant.
That is such a Julia way of seeing your relationship.
by MMMJ October 9, 2008
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julia

she's a bitch we probably all hate her, she's FAKE AF, she's most likely a cheerleader,try's to be your friend and then her TRUE colors show! you should probably get away from her, SHE'S MOST LIKELY BLONDE AND HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND EVERY SINGLE WEEK AND SHE'S MOST LIKELY NOT A VIRGIN!
just my experience not all julia are like this but most likely THEY ARE!
JULIA: does my hair look good? jullianne!
JULLIANNE: YES! oh he's coming!
JUSTIN: hey *wink*
JULIA: hey *puts her BLONDE hair behind her ear*
JUSTIN: me, you, my house 7:00

7:00
JULIA: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! yes! harder!
JUSTIN: I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

8:00
JUSTIN: I DIDN'T USED A CONDOM...

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NEXT YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NEXT!
by IDKWHYTFI'MHERE! September 12, 2019
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Julia

An amazing wonderful girl who is amazing at everything she does is sweet and kind and is also very smart and perfect and don't forget pretty.
Julia and amazing girl
by Inininin April 23, 2017
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Julia

Guy 1: "Dude I just fucked julia last night!"
Guy 2: "Gross, I didn't know you were into pinecones."
Guy 1: "Wut"
by BluePhantom1441 August 2, 2016
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Julia

Julia is a bitch
Julia is a bitch
by Rex faxis May 10, 2019
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julia

WHY is julia here who invited her
by Joe mama extreme November 12, 2019
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