jordan 

an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah

look at jordan go

jordan by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019

Jordan 

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

Jordan by eijia May 10, 2019

jordan 

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."

jordan by castlering May 25, 2019

Jordan 

An evil man who hurts you

Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad

Jordan by PlabNenns June 11, 2019

Jordan 

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

Jordan by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan 

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

Jordan by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan 

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.

“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart”
“What? I thought he’d love you forever”

Jordan by Idek.idk July 25, 2019